Some Popular Sayings

  • Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
  • If everything is going your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.
  • If Barbie is so popular then why do we have to buy her friends?
  • I couldn’t repair your breaks so I made your horn louder.
  • For Sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.
  • Everyone have a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
  • Join the army, visit exotic places, meet interesting people and kill them.
  • Never argue with a fool, people may not know the difference.
  • Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
  • Cheer up! The worst is yet to come.
  • They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take a chance.
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist, he never expects it back

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